No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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