Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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