She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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