i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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