We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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