Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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