So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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