a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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