Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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