i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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