smell my finger.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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