The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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