People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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