i think i have two assholes
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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