Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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