I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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