she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Is her dick bigger than yours?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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