Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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