The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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