Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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