no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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