But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
