im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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