he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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