Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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