no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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