Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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