I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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