Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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