Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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