this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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