Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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