I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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