The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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