And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I got inside last night via doggy door
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
