I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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