But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I need a hoe opinion
go on
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize
