tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
