we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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