My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
that is very illegal...i love you.
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