i don't like sucking hair
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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