you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
