Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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