have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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