i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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