girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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