It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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