All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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