is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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