We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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