Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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