i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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