you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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