I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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